lightspeedsound: tomithejellyfish: if you won’t listen to the opinion of a PoC until it’s coming from a white person then what’s the point if that is you you’re fucking racist
lucyquin: I don’t want to be your entire world, no. I would be happy just to be your morning coffee, your hanging car keys, your wallet. Something seemingly insignificant, but if lost throws off your entire day.
demoncolbert: i think one day leonardo dicaprio should be the host that reads the nominees for best actor and when he opens the envelope to see who won it turns out his name is printed neatly in the center and he chokes up a little and his eyes water and his cohost takes the card and exclaims LEONARDO DICAPRIO!! and the audience cheers and leo cries and his supporting actors and actresses come...
"Also, when the New York Times put Sri Lanka's...
Wtf is wrong with me
You must hate me by now
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
gaysexistheanswer: hungarian: someone in class asked me for my tumblr & i took her phone & told her i followed myself on her account but i actually followed gaysexistheanswer thank you
Most human relationships consist mainly of minds interacting with each other,...– Eckhart Tolle (via lazyyogi)
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Learn a new language and get a new soul.– Czech Proverb (via victoriousvocabulary)
iwonderofsonder: Hold me like stubborn romantics clutch plastic roses to their chests (real ones die and there is nothing romantic about anything short of forever.) Speak to me like widows speak to headstones; let me know how every day without me is, how badly it hurts to eat breakfast alone and how small you feel beneath a blanket made for two.
vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
Hay noches en que me solidarizo con el cielo y lluevo…– newpadme (via tragaldabas-bitch)