January 2011
So full
carne asada con gallo pinto
one empanada (chicken) and an ironbeer
cacao is waiting in the fridge :D
fuckin food lol most of it aint good for ya but damn it tastes good -_-
Youre a fool
dont fuck around with my dog
Quiero una
guitarra carajo.
Rather empty
end to a day that seemed to start off well enough
“I dunno man cause Ive seen your mom and your brother and they both got 4 dick...”
– Edgar, lmfaooo
I may get tired of things
and you are no exception .
“If all you ever do is all you’ve ever done, then all you’ll ever get is all you...”
– Some unknown Texas genius (via robbnotes)
My house is clean as fuuuuck
True story, minus the broken disposal its smelling clean clean :}
Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen
And make me some pie
smokin crack cocaine makes you crazy
Ron Jeremy is back in the game
old dudes fucking young chicks, keep proving that no one can match your hairy manliness lmfao
Smile if you got the beat, thats all you need
my way is lonely but i won’t see because no one can tell you you’ve got to be afraid we’ve got to get back on the highway livin’ it all real oh for real so high uh get it together you know you got it real you want it real you want it real real
Im sorry youre bored
jammmmin son, yes I am home
I'm dick butkiss.
You know I lie, I get mean, I’m a thief in the dark, I’m a ragin machine.
You only see what you want to believe, When you creep from the back I got tricks up my sleeve, 24/7 the devils best friend,
Reblog If you can unwrap a Starburst in your...
stup1dl0ves0ngs:
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The sounds of a man
inhaling a sandwich while more than likely having dry mouth lmfao
sunshley asked: ahh :D
I didn't go to high school, I went to school high.
true story
Knowledge of Self
by Medina
Watchfunnyordie:
The Most Interesting Black Man in the World: Part 1
Billy Dee Williams and Marco Martinez give Dos Equis a run for its pesos.
His dick doesnt wear a condom, it wears a cape.
facethedawn-:
lmfao
Women are physically incapable
of reaching brutality lmfaoooo
I can out eat you
me0wimacat:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
How to explain sexuality to kids using pens
seraphinexeden13:
dyedwithroyalty:
FOREVER REBLOG BAHAHAHA
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Fetish *smirk*
I just made the stupidest gbong
It may not be the largest Ive ever made but fuck man it kills lol
a picture will follow in a bit. Ive got field research to conduct.
sunshley asked: chupete is a hickey lol but in spanish... i always feel like it sounds kinda dramatic in spanish
