Spit it outSubmit
Alternating between wheezing and heaving, I enjoy many different forms of media whether they be physical, auditory, or some form in between. I also have a thing for flower prints. I am also in a perpetual cycle of being devastated by beautiful women who aren't quite accustomed to the truths of another's soul.
James Van Der Beek is sorry he was such a good guy when he was Dawson Leery on Dawson’s Creek, but now you can hire him as your “Asshole for Hire” to help your girlfriend realize how great you are. All part of Vanderweek on Funny Or Die!